Cristiano Ronaldo - The Useless Column: A Real howler - £80m and he can't...
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View ArticleNeymar - The Useless Column: Gary Cahill had him in his pocket
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View ArticleSteve McClaren makes the USELESS column after Twente exit
In the latest USELESS column, former England manager Steve McClaren is given the full treatment after walking away from his post as manager of Dutch outfit FC Twente.
View ArticleAustralia cricket team in USELESS column after Mickey Arthur axes four players
In the latest USELESS! column, the Australia Test cricket team feature after being crushed by India (who England beat) and as their head coach drops four stars for failing to send him an email. What...
View ArticleThe Useless Column: Robinho poor as AC Milan had been crushed by Barcelona
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View ArticleThe Useless Column: San Marino lose 8-0 TO England, they are USELESS
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View ArticleEngland, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales - British football teams are...
Oh, what a night! Not in the way Frankie Valli banged on about late December 1963 but we almost need to go back that far to remember a time when the home nations were good.
View ArticleThe Useless Column: Abysmal Australia are becoming a laughing stock
It's just the six Test defeats on the trot now for Australia. After being battered 4-0 in India four months ago, they've got off to a flying start over here. And it's just the four Test defeats on the...
View ArticleAshes 2013/14 - The Useless Column: England batsmen after Ashes collapse at...
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View ArticleAustralia 7-0 England: Morgan scores a century but Cook's tourists STILL...
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