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Cristiano Ronaldo - The Useless Column: A Real howler - £80m and he can't...

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot-tip falls at the first.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with real...

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Alan Hutton's presentation skills are more 'mega duff' than Magaluf as Villa...

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot-tip falls at the first.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with real...

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Neymar - The Useless Column: Gary Cahill had him in his pocket

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot-tip falls at the first.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with real...

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Steve McClaren makes the USELESS column after Twente exit

In the latest USELESS column, former England manager Steve McClaren is given the full treatment after walking away from his post as manager of Dutch outfit FC Twente.

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Australia cricket team in USELESS column after Mickey Arthur axes four players

In the latest USELESS! column, the Australia Test cricket team feature after being crushed by India (who England beat) and as their head coach drops four stars for failing to send him an email. What...

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The Useless Column: Robinho poor as AC Milan had been crushed by Barcelona

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot-tip falls at the first fence.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with...

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The Useless Column: San Marino lose 8-0 TO England, they are USELESS

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot-tip falls at the first fence.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with...

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England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales - British football teams are...

Oh, what a night! Not in the way Frankie Valli banged on about late December 1963 but we almost need to go back that far to remember a time when the home nations were good.

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The Useless Column: Abysmal Australia are becoming a laughing stock

It's just the six Test defeats on the trot now for Australia. After being battered 4-0 in India four months ago, they've got off to a flying start over here. And it's just the four Test defeats on the...

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Ashes 2013/14 - The Useless Column: England batsmen after Ashes collapse at...

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot tip falls at the first fence.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with...

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Australia 7-0 England: Morgan scores a century but Cook's tourists STILL...

Your striker fluffs a sitter, your defender shanks a clearance, your winger misses a try or your hot tip falls at the first fence.... All together now: 'USELESS!' Our man delivers the verdict with...

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